Best Pocket Pussy

Pocket Pussies – The name is pretty suspicious if you ask us. But, it’s just another category in the long list of types of sex toys. Pocket pussies are one of the most sold male sex toys today and there’s a pretty good reason for it. So, if you’re just stepping into the world of these exotic toys and want to know more about them, this guide is just the thing for you. Let’s get right into it.

What Are Pocket Pussies?

Example of a pocket pussy

So, if you’re asking for a dictionary definition, there really isn’t one. Pocket Pussies are basically small sex toys meant to mimic the look and feel of a real vagina. They’re made of different types of materials. Basically, cheap pocket pussies are practically just a hole to stick your penis in when you’re not getting any action. But, those premium, expensive pocket pussies are the ones you want to buy. These toys are crafted to perfection to feel even better than the real thing. And, believe us, some pocket pussies achieve this goal very easily.

Types of Pocket Pussies

Just like any other sex toy, manufacturers were thoughtful enough to release different variants of this sex toy. We’ll discuss more of these down below.

Realistic

Now these are the toys that lean more towards the expensive category. They’re made to look, feel and seem exactly like a real vagina. Realistic pocket pussies use something called SuperSkin material that makes it that much more real.

The world of realistic pussies has developed a lot over the ages. They’ve gone from random vagina-shaped toys to exact cutouts of the vaginas of some of the most famous pornstars in the world. So, if you want to orgasm inside Sasha Grey, it’s definitely possible with these realistic toys.

Vibrating

These pocket pussies aren’t exactly similar to realistic pussies. Sure, some pocket pussies do include the best features of both of these sex toys, but most vibrating pussies don’t really have realistic looks as a top feature. They’re meant to provide a hands-free orgasm through their vibrating motors and they can do that fairly well.

Most vibrating pussies come with a cord that can really restrict your breathing room. If you want to roam around freely, we recommend spending a few extra bucks on a cordless device.

Improvised

If you’ve seen one of those videos on Facebook showing you how to make those homemade pussies, then be aware, the correct slang is an improvised pussy. They make not look too appealing, but once you get the right amount of lotion in there, it does feel amazing.

Things to Look for in a Pocket Pussy

You might be surprised, but pocket pussies do indeed have a long list of features you should consider before making that final purchase. These are some pricey bad boys, so before you go out and spend your money on a piece of useless skin-colored junk.

Price

We just said that you should think about features before you spend money, and the first feature you should consider giving a thought is money! Most of the time, price will be a direct reflection of the quality of the product. If the toy is expensive, it will probably give you more than a few amazing orgasms and probably become your new favorite thing to play with. On the other hand, a cheap toy will make you despise the idea of every using a pocket pussy. We suggest going somewhere down the middle. Spending around $50 on pocket pussies is probably an understandable investment.

Size

Most of you guys out there probably have their measuring tapes out to confirm their size before they order a pocket pussy. Sorry to disappoint you, but the size of the toy has absolutely nothing to do with the size of… you. Thinking twice about the size of the pocket pussy is a good idea and you should pay special attention to how and where you’re going to use the toy.

Are you going to use it in public? Get a discreet kind. Are you going to use it for longer periods of time? Get a smaller and lighter pussy to avoid fatigue in your arm.

  • Feel Me Now – The variety of textural sensations provided by the sleeve is astounding. It doesn’t matter who you are; you’ll eventually feel something you like.
  • Super Duper – The SuperSkin material that’s used by the Fleshlight brand will dupe you into thinking you’re fucking the real thing. It’s the only time in life we prefer to be lied to.
  • Making Headway – The sleeve ends with a nice row of big bumps that lead into an ultra-ribbed section. What’s more, that section narrows the deeper you go.

Maintaining the Quality

Every pocket pussy requires a slight bit of maintenance to retain it’s original shape. And, let us be the first two tell you that pocket pussies are the hardest toy to clean, dry, etc. It will probably be a really time-taking (not to forget, disgusting) task that will make you hate your life as soon as you cum. There are pocket pussies out there that split into two halves and make the whole process of cleaning way easier.

Discreetness

Now, being discreet is a really important feature for folks that are living with their families. A non-discreet pussy could get you in a ton of trouble, so if privacy is what you’re looking for, then you need to be really picky with your sex toys. First off, be careful of things that have vibrators. They’re not always too quiet. Almost every toy out there is advertised like it’s dead quiet, but as a matter of fact, they could have enough power to wake up someone in the next room. Secondly, try to stay away from huge fleshlights. These toys are a pain to hide and if someone finds them, they’ll know what they have in their hands. If this does indeed happen, rest assured, someone’s going to have a long conversation with you when you go home.

The Best Pocket Pussies Available

So, now you’re well-versed with the ins and outs of the pocket pussy domain, we should move on and let you in on some of the best pocket pussies made to date. The above-mentioned features should definitely be on your checklist while shopping for these toys, but if nothing seems to be working for you, or you can’t find the appropriate product, then just pick one from our list of these four products and you’ll be good to go. Let’s review our favorite pocket pussies in the market.

  1. Auto Blow 2

Auto Blow 2

The Auto Blow 2 is not like your average big manufacturer sex toy. It’s actually a crowdfunded toy that took the world by storm. It’s one of the most technologically advanced male masturbatory toys out there. And, there’s absolutely no other toy that deserves to be mentioned at the top of out list, apart from the Auto Blow 2.

The most interesting part about this toy is that it doesn’t run on batteries. This is sort of a bitter sweet feature. A corded sex toy has it’s ups and at the same time, it has it’s fair share of downs as well. A corded toy is much more durable, you won’t have to go through the trouble of constantly charging it, your sessions won’t have a time limit. Sure, you’re a bit restricted as you’ll only be able to sit next to a wall, but that’s not particularly a bad thing if you ask us.

Auto Blow wanted to ensure that their toy didn’t have any trouble fitting any man out there. There are one size fits all type of toys out there, but they don’t exactly fit all. Auto Blow 2 counters this problem by including multiple sleeves with their toy. Pick one that fits you and toss the rest out, it’s that easy.

The internal structure of this toy is pretty impressive too. The sleeve that goes around your penis has two spring loaded rings of beads that move up and down while pressing against the sleeve. This is a pretty unique feature that literally no other fleshlight out there has.  To find out more about this type of toy check out my blowjob machine guide.

  1. Stoya Destroya

Stoya Destroya

For a long time, molded sex toys have been the talk of the hour. There’s just something about jacking off in an exact replica of the vaginas of famous women that turn men on. But, who can blame ‘em when we have toys like the Destroya molded to the parts of none other than Stoya, a flagship name in the world of sex toys?

The internal textures of this fleshlight are what make it so special. The opening is a 0.7 x 0.7 inch chamber which isn’t that easy to get in, just like the real Stoya. There’s teeth-like pointy stems sticking out of the edges of the toy that make your toes wrinkle as you move in. This is just a taste of what the Destroya holds for you. Moving into the second chamber, the opening is even narrower with a diameter of 0.4 inches. Instead of pointy teeth, this chamber has rectangular ridges which made the real magic happen. After those rectangular pieces, there are the same ridges as the first chamber except that they’re aligned at a 45 degree angle towards the opening, providing a resisting force against your penis as you move in. This toy is real huge, when we say huge, we mean an insertable length of 8.7 inches. So, don’t be too sad if you can’t reach the third chamber, most men can’t. But, if you can, you’re in for the best orgasm of your life. The chamber is so narrow that you could even get stuck (hypothetically, not actually). Along with the narrow chamber, there are oval bumps after the sixth inch mark that just put the cherry on top for your orgasm.

  1. Fleshlight Flight Pilot

Fleshlight Flight Pilot

Now this is a toy that most of you probably don’t think deserves to be on this list. It’s called the ‘mini destroya’ but regardless of it’s qualities similar to the fleshlight we talked about earlier, it deserves to be on this list.

The Pilot is the first of the three edition Flight series. It’s the first with two more versions that came after it as an upgrade, but we still feel that the Pilot is still the best of all three. This fleshlight particularly shines the brightest. If you’re picky when it comes to the design, you’d definitely like the Pilot. The exterior of the device is shaped more like some really fancy pen holder or something – Bad comparison, but the Pilot looks absolutely nothing like your average fleshlight.

The Pilot is much smaller in size. It has a total length of 6.7 inches which is divided in three chambers, just like the destroya. However, the small size of the Pilot takes two or three drawbacks away from the Destroya. Unlike that toy, Pilot is so much easier to carry around. Other than that, you won’t suffer from fatigue due to moving that huge Destroya up and down.

  1. Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit

Fleshlight Pink Lady STU

We talked about some pretty complicated toys above. Most of them involve some high-grade tech or something that makes them stand above the competition. But, the Pink Lady STU is as basic as pocket pussies can get, and to be fairly honest, this is where the toy particularly stands out. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication; and with the STU, the statement couldn’t be more true.

The STU, or the Stamina Training Unit, is advertised as a way to make you last longer in bed. While the effects don’t start appearing instantly, Pink Lady claims that if you manage to last 10 minutes with the STU, you’ll last 20 minutes with a woman. Now, we’re no experts, but we firmly believe this claim.

The STU is made out of SuperSkin Material – A material that particularly excels in making a fleshlight seem like real skin. The detailed entrance also adds to the ability of the SuperSkin to make the fleshlight closer to the real deal. The interior of the toy is nothing to special. There are consistent coned-shaped bulges with rounded-tips. About six of those bulges will stroke your penis as you move in through the extremely narrow chamber.

 

Some honorable mentions

Fleshlight Turbo

Fleshlight Ice

Fifi

Riley Reid Fleshlight

As an alternative to pocket pussies you can try a Tenga Egg.

If you want to go high-tech, check out the Kiiroo Onyx.