Sex Toy Reviews

Smooth Rooster — The Face Mask for Your Manhood


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One of the perks of being a sexual health blogger is the number of unique opportunities I get to experience and write about. Smooth Rooster is definitely up on my list of unique sexual health products that I got to sample. So, let’s talk about it.
What Is This Stuff?
Well, Smooth Rooster is pretty straightforward about what this is. It’s a skin mask for your penis, scrotum, and surrounding area. Some people use face masks to smooth out and tighten up their facial skin. Smooth Rooster probably thought, “Wait a minute! Why can’t we make one specifically for a guy’s cock (er…rooster)?”


The two above pictures show the bottle in which it comes and what it looks like when opened. The mask has a gel-like consistency which is on the thicker side. The primary ingredient is aloe vera gel, and that likely gives it that thick and slippery feeling.
The ingredients that they highlight are coconut oil, papaya enzymes, and pomegranate enzymes. If you’ve followed any of my penis pumping articles, there is anecdotal positivity for using pomegranate enzymes to help increase size. Don’t go thinking you can slap this on and have a huge penis afterward. Pomegranate enzymes help peel off dead skin, brighten the are, and remove some blemishes. That’s about it. Penis enlargement is a time-consuming practice that requires a lot of patience.
Smooth Rooster also boasts that it is vegan, gluten, paraben, and cruelty-free. So, PETA folks, you can rest assured that no animals were harmed when making this penis mask. Now go eat a cheeseburger.
How Do I Use It?
If you’ve ever used a face mask, this is not that much different. Each face mask product has directions on how to apply it, when to apply it, and how long to leave it on…as well as how to take it off. Smooth Roosteris no different. Here are the steps:
  1. Clean your entire bikini area. I suggest taking a shower. 
  2. Dry it off completely.
  3. Apply a layer of Smooth Rooster on your penis, scrotum, and surrounding area. Do not let it get in your pee hole!
  4. Leave it on there for about seven minutes (but no longer than 10 minutes). Leaving it on too long may dry out your skin.
  5. Wash it off, and dry the area.
  6. Do it again every five to seven days.
A bonus tip: Until Smooth Rooster comes out with a daily moisturizer, I suggest using sweet almond oil after your shower on a daily basis. It will keep your penis smooth and the skin tight. The Smooth Roostermask helps to remove the dead skin cells, rejuvenate your penis, and tighten the skin (slightly). It is not meant to be used as a daily application.
The Results
The immediate results for me were, in fact, smooth. My penis felt silky and refreshed. As stated above, I take my own advice and use a daily dose of sweet almond oil to keep it nice. Every week, I will apply a fresh mask of Smooth Rooster on him to make sure he’s always in the best shape.
Judging short term results with any mask is almost impossible. You really need to be in this for the long game to truly notice a difference — especially if you’ve never moisturized or groomed before this. If you’re a burly man that refuses to shave his pubic hair or keep himself well-groomed, then you’re not the right person for this product. If you are someone who keeps himself well-groomed and wants to keep his penis young-looking, then this your game.
Smooth Rooster also has a subscription service. Much like Amazon’s subscribe and save, you can do the same thing with them. With a subscription, you’ll get 10% off your purchase, and you can cancel it hassle-free at any time.
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