Sex Toy Reviews

The Aneros Vice — Bringing Together the Best of Both Worlds

My third toy (and hopefully not my last) from the Aneros line is the Aneros Vice. The Vice is the way to go if you want the best of both worlds. It’s not without its design flaws, but we’ll get to that. Still, this is a five star prostate massager that offers extreme sensations. It’s a bit pricey, but you’ll be begging for it daily.

My YouTube video of the Aneros Vice is embedded at the bottom of this post.
On the positive side, the texture is an extremely smooth and slightly flexible silicone. The inside of the shaft is hollow for a reason because that is where you put the vibrating bullet. The feel is a very full feeling when it is first inserted. Don’t make this your first toy if you are not comfortable with anal penetration. I’d start with something like the Aneros Syn first.
For those with a bit more experience, the toy lubricates nicely, but it is a bit tricky to get it inserted. Since the device is hollow, it relies on your sphincter muscles to hold the vibrator (the bullet) in place. On your back, this is not much of an issue. However, if you are going to do pelvic thrusts on your knees, or if you are going to mount a partner, the bullet has a tendency to slip out.
The piece sits nicely on the prostate, but I prefer the feel of the Aneros Progasm to this. It’s a personal preference, and you may like something different. I just want you to be aware that these toys are expensive and you should really do your research before dropping a lot of money on one.
The bullet itself is made of well-crafted stainless steel. There is nothing cheap about this product at all. From the unboxing to the cleaning up, it is a premier product worthy of years of use. It takes one AAA battery, but wow, does that motor have some kick. If I recall correctly, there are 9 settings. They go from straight vibrations to weak/strong waves to quick pulses. After a set of three, it jumps up the same set but with more power.
At the straight vibration on the highest setting, you won’t know what hit you. It’s amazing. I recommend easing into that setting though… for two reasons:
1. Getting there too fast misses the whole point of the sexual experience.
2. Getting there too fast and staying there will ultimately cause you to desensitise to the vibrations. This will hinder your orgasm, and it will be far less powerful.
My advice:

Buy the device if you are not a beginner. Clean it before and after every use (both parts). Enjoy all the settings before you get to the big O. When you are about to orgasm, press down on it so it hits your prostate hard. This will cause an intense orgasm worthy of the high price.The Vice is the way to go if you want the best of both worlds.

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