Hump Day Pump Day — The Chronicles of Skeptical Penis Enlargement (Part 1)
August 12, 2016
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Today’s article will be the first in a six month (weekly) series regarding penis enlargement. I know, I know…you’re skeptical that it’s possible to do it without surgery. Well, so am I. However, Penomet (a high end, and expensive, penis enlargement pump company) offered to let me test their premium set in exchange for a case study.
So, what does that mean? It means that for the next six months, I will follow the instructions given to me by their company, use the water-vacuum penis pump at least five times a week, take measurements every two or three days, draft a spreadsheet, and send it back to them. I made it extremely clear to their PR guy that I am extremely skeptical, but I don’t mind being their science project. Why? Because, obviously, if it works, I get a bigger penis, and my Wife get to use it 😉 The other reason — I will be able to debunk this myth once and for all. If, by pumping daily, moisturizing, jelqing, and stretching, I am able to gain length and girth, then Sexually Secure will formally endorse Penomet as a true penis enlargement enterprise. Will this whole thing be a sham, or will it really make a difference? Keep coming back on Hump Day Pump Day Wednesdays for weekly updates on progress.
So, starting Wednesday next week, I will chronicle everything from unboxing the set, to reading instructions, measurements, and finally to use — I’ll also include lessons learned, in case you want to join me on this rampage. There are definitely some tricks to this machine, and I think I’m getting them down.
Oh, and for those of you out there who are curious, I’m straight-up average in size and girth, and fully comfortable with that. You will receive honest measurements to the hundredth of a decimal point. But, just like winning the lottery, I’m not going to say no to a free, high quality pumping kit. Would you? That’s what I thought.